Welcome to Death by Coffee – Where Caffeine Meets the Dark Side ☕⚰️

Life’s too short for bad coffee. Luckily, yours might be even shorter with our dangerously delicious brews. At Death by Coffee, we’re here to fuel your addiction with beans so good, they’re (almost) worth dying for.

Whether you’re a zombie in need of a morning pick-me-up or a nocturnal creature running on espresso and existential dread, our small-batch roasted coffee is your perfect last meal.

Strong, bold, and unapologetically dark—just like your sense of humour.

So grab a cup, embrace the abyss, and remember:
“The only thing stronger than our coffee is your will to survive Monday.”

Ready to meet your maker? Shop now.